i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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