I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Randomize
