I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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