Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Randomize