love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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