could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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