Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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