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(402): View more from Nebraska

Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll

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(301): View more from Maryland

porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.

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(503): View more from Oregon

we made out on top of his cat.

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(514): View more from Quebec

i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them

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the remaining ten - you weren't in

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(585): View more from New York

he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.

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(708): View more from Illinois

this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick

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(704): View more from North Carolina

no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.

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(928): View more from Arizona

I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!

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