He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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