How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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