We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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