We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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