dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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