okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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