I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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