at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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