Whod you bang
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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