everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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