There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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