You made me cry and you don't even care
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm sobbing to NWA
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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