Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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