Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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