Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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