This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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