I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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