As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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