haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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