But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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