Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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