Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
She even gives head with a lisp.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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