Already got asked if we're dating
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
