all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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