you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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