I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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