Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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