how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
