R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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