So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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