Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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