Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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