So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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