there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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