he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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