i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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