Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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