found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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