And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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