do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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