But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
stop calling my apartment porn island.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
