It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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