That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
We have so much sex to catch up on
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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