My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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