can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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