do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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