yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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