I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Houston, we have a blender
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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