We won't sleep together?
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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